Zelephant

Once there was an elephant who wanted to have stripes just like the Zebras did. His family told him he can be whoever he wanted to be. So, he went to the local tattoo artist, Mr. Porcupine who used a special mix of ingredients to make a white paste of ink to do the tattoo. The elephant was already dark, he just needed white stripes. 

Mr. Porcupine pulled out one of his quills and began working. He also put together a team to the task as they would need more quills and ink for that large canvas of skin. After a few sitting with the tattoo artists, the elephant had his stripes the tattoo artists, even the budding ones, gained experience. The job was lengthy and the skin needed healing. 

Months passed, the elephant now didn’t want to be identified as an elephant. He demanded he be called Zelephant and some of them did. Some of them told him to “fuck off”. He was never happy being a mere striped elephant. He eventually found God and requested  him to transform him into a Zebra. 

What would you do if you were God? 

I would say “FUCK OFF Zelephant”